79 year old man wants to buy Viagra, his wife has the perfect reply ready


A 79-year-old man named John decides to visit the doctor after seeing a Viagra commercial on TV. He puts on his coat and heads for the door, where he meets his wife, Rose, who’s just returned from watering the garden.

When Rose asks where he’s going, John responds with a smile, “I’m going to get me some of those Viagra pills.” Rose, who had been taking off her coat, quickly puts it back on and says she’s coming along with him.

Curious, John asks why, and Rose humorously replies, “Well, if you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, then I better get a tetanus shot.” Their light-hearted exchange showcases the fun and humor that can come with aging together.

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