JOKE OF THE DAY: Three mischievous grandmas

JOKE OF THE DAY: Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”

The old man said, “There ain’t no way you can guess it, you old fools.”

One of the grandmas said, “SURE WE CAN! JUST DROP YOUR PANTS AND WE WILL TELL YOUR EXACT AGE.”
Embarrassed just a little, the old man dropped his pants.

The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, “YOU’RE 91 YEARS OLD!”

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