An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared,

“Seven points! ”His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, “What are you talking about? ”

Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes,

then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, “Touchdown! Tie game!

” After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted,

“Aha, 14 to 7!I’m back in the lead! ”

Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned,

“Touchdown, tie game again! ” Then, with a small squeaker, she added, “Field goal!