A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”

She slipped a goodbye note onto the dresser, then slid beneath the bed to watch what he’d do.

A little later her husband arrived, rattling around in the kitchen before entering the bedroom. She watched his shoes shuffle over to the dresser, saw him pick up the note, and heard the faint scratch of a pen as he scribbled a reply.

Then came a phone call.

“Yeah—she’s finally out of here,” he said. “About time, right? I’m on my way. Slip into that little French nightie… We’ll have some fun.”
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and headed out the door. The car engine faded down the street.

Furious and tearful, she crawled from under the bed, snatched the paper, and read the line he’d added:

“I can see your feet.
We’re out of bread—back in five.”

Related Posts

One Tow Truck Move by My Neighbor Unleashed a Full-Scale Inquiry!

Not every chapter of life begins with fireworks or fanfare. Some slip in softly—like the hush of a quiet street, the creak of a front step, or…

The Box She Left Behind

When my mother-in-law passed away, I felt something I hadn’t expected: relief. She had never liked me. Not once had she offered a kind word or a…

The Red Cardigan, A Hidden Message of Love Across Generations

On my eighteenth birthday, my grandmother handed me a box wrapped in floral paper. Inside was a red cardigan she had knitted herself. I barely glanced at…

The shape of your fingertips reveal your true personality

Your hands tell more of a story than you realize. Beyond palm lines and fingerprints, even the shape of your fingertips has long been thought to reveal…

30 Minutes ago in Utah, Charlie Kirk’s wife was confirmed as…See more

30 minutes ago in Utah, it was officially confirmed that Charlie Kirk’s wife has been appointed to a prominent role in the state. The announcement comes as…

Melania Trump’s Emotional Post About Charlie Kirk Has People In Tears

Following the fatal shooting of conservative activist Charlie Kirk, Melania Trump issued a public statement mourning his death. Her message, posted on social media platform X, focused…