Daughter’s text to Dad – Funny

Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on WhatsApp.

He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had a 2 month relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love, Lilly.

Dad’s reply: Dad’s reply: My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever… I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. Lots of love, Dad.

Related Posts

I Paid $2,100 a Month Toward Daddy’s Nursing Home for Three Years, Then I Found the $26,000 Rent My Sister Never Mentioned

The form was sitting on top of the stack, a thin white sheet with Bobby Whitt’s name and my father’s name printed underneath. In a small box…

The Luckiest $400 …

When Laura’s mother disappeared without a trace, her world changed overnight. Four months passed with no answers, no phone calls, and no sign of Evelyn. Laura spent…

Little-Known Mistakes and Surprising Facts About Petticoat Junction

Petticoat Junction made Hooterville feel permanent, but its production was anything but still. Multiple actresses portrayed Billie Jo and Bobbie Jo Bradley, while Linda Kaye Henning remained…

Only the Youngest Eyes Can Spot The Second Animal

The elephant is hiding something right in front of you. What looks like a peaceful countryside scene becomes a frustrating test of perception when you realize another…

Boy’s “Ice Cold Beer” Sign Sparks Confusion—Until Customers Discover the Clever Detail

Seth Parker hoped to draw attention to his neighborhood drink stand, so he devised a creative way to make his small business stand out. His sign featured…

Little-Known Mistakes and Surprising Facts About Petticoat Junction

Petticoat Junction made Hooterville feel permanent, but its production was anything but still. Multiple actresses portrayed Billie Jo and Bobbie Jo Bradley, while Linda Kaye Henning remained…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *