A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him

May be an image of text that says "LOL Two Canadians Die and End Up In In Hell Satan decides to ay them α visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from..."

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?”I’ll have the same,’ says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order ‘That will be $9.40 please,’ and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke.’The ostrich says, ‘I’ll have the same.’Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. ‘The usual?’ asks the waitress.’No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,’ says the man.’Same,’ says the ostrich.Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, ‘That will be $32.62.’Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. ‘Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?”Well,’ says the man, ‘several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.
”That’s brilliant!’ says the waitress. ‘Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,’ says the man.The waitress asks, ‘What’s with the ostrich?’The man sighs, pauses and answers, ‘My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.’

Related Posts

This forensic doctor took advantage of the situation without knowing that he…

Authorities monitoring the lab were able to gather irrefutable proof of his misconduct. Hidden cameras, electronic records, and forensic re-examinations painted a damning picture of his involvement….

7 Common Products You’ll Never Buy Again Once You Discover What’s Inside!

One of the biggest revelations came when Musk pointed out the alarming number of chemicals and preservatives used in fast food. Many fast-food chains rely on artificial…

GOP Says Biden Admin Lied About Number of Leaked Tax Returns Including Trump

The House Judiciary Committee, in a social media post on Tuesday, accused former President Joe Biden’s administration of failing to reveal the true number of leaked tax…

HE TOOK HER OUT TO LUNCH—EVEN THOUGH SHE WASN’T THERE

The diner was busy, full of chatter and clinking silverware, but he sat quietly at his table for two. One tray. Two plates. One for him, and…

WE LOST OUR HOME, AND NOW MY LITTLE ONES AND I ARE SLEEPING IN OUR VAN

It happened so fast. One day, I’m working my usual shift at the diner, thinking about what to make for dinner, and the next, we’re packing up…

The Guys Bullied the New Girl Mechanic—the Next Day, She Pulled Up in a Bugatti and Said Something That Left Us Stunned

So, I’m working as a mechanic, right? And the boss brings in this girl, saying she’s joining us as a mechanic too. Man, did the guys lose…