Two elderly men are sitting on a park bench when a young woman jogs by, wearing a sports bra and shorts. One of the men smiles, which catches the woman’s attention. She approaches him and asks, “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” The man gently replies, “My dear, I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”
Touched by his words, the young woman gives him a kiss on the cheek and continues jogging. The man then turns to his friend and says, “3 to zip, Mugley, your turn.”
