Little Johnny In School Hands In A Blank Piece Of Paper.

Little Johnny at school submits a blank piece of paper for his art homework. The teacher says: “What’s this?” Little Johnny says, “A picture of a cow eating grass.” The teacher inquires, “Where’s the grass?”

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The child says, “The cow ate it all.” “Ok, then where’s the cow?” “It left because there was no more grass.”

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