Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.
He sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.
He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.”
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
There are properties you buy for what they are—and then there are properties you buy for what they could become. This 1.7-acre parcel along the scenic Red…
The 1970s was a transformative decade in fashion that still resonates today. With a blend of daring new ideas and retro influences, the ’70s were all about…
In today’s fast-moving digital world, where social media seems to churn out a new viral trend every day, one recent image has stopped countless people in their…
They gave my daughter a servant’s uniform at her own wedding reception. And the man who had just promised to love, honor, and protect her laughed like…
There are very few times when the son of a music idol inherits his celebrity parent singing voice or presence. Therefore, in most cases, children of famous…
The conversation began like many family discussions before it, around my parents’ dining room table. I assumed they wanted advice about my younger brother Caleb’s struggling business….