Confessions

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.”
“Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.”

“No, I must die in peace. I had sx with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!”*

 

Related Posts

Nick and I told Sophia that she could pick out a special prize, but she left us SPEECHLESS…

“Nick and I told Sophia that after 1 whole month of going poop on the potty, she could pick out a special prize at Target. She, of…

The pair of “most beautiful twins in the world” show off their 13-year-old beauty

Leah Rose and Ava Marie Clements, known as “The Most Beautiful Twins in the World,” celebrated their birthday on July 7 in California. Ava wore a classic…

Boy, 5, survives savage attack by two ….

At just five years old, Ryder Wells from North Carolina has endured unimaginable challenges. In 2015, while visiting family for Thanksgiving, Ryder was brutally attacked by two…

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was…

Nostradamus And Blind Mystic Baba Vanga Both Made The Same Bone-Chilling Predictions For 2025

As 2025 approaches, some of you might be thinking about what resolutions you could make for the new year. If these predictions turn out to be accurate,…

“Frozen Windows: A Hilarious Misunderstanding”

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning… “Windows frozen; won’t open.” Husband texts back, “Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.” Five…